I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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