Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
