That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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