It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Randomize
