I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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