he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just cut my nipple shaving
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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