Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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