It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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