just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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