i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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