am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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