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I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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