I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize