White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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