I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Houston, we have a squirter
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
