I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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