i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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