"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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