I heard we made out
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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