well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
