He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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