Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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