My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
