Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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