S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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