Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I can't put those talents on a resume
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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