I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
