Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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