is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
