awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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