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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks

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(760): View more from California

I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.

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haha i love mojitos

(760): View more from California

ya and i hate cabbage

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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(818): View more from California

got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.

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(772): View more from Florida

I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.

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