I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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