The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I love having hate sex.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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