She's JV to your varsity
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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