it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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