I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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