Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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