Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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