It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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