Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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