trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize