You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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