shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
At least life still wants to fuck me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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