I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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