just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Enjoy the penises
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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