found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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