Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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