let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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