god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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