so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
only if we run a train.
done.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize