check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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