why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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