she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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