I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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