She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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