You're so nebulous sometimes
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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