I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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