oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
